May 2013
I will never get over the fact that Natalie Dormer played Door in the Neverwhere radio show
that weird ass gif of a water bottle sucking the egg yolks out of the egg whites makes me really sicklike
and I spent today cutting the kidney bits and weird tubes out of suet
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i opened my shades today. that’s as close to going outside as I’m going to get ok
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fuckyouajax:
relationship status:
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antst00fs:
I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
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returnto221b reblogged your photo
I just went through all of Yahoo’s tweets and didn’t see that tweet. I think this whole thing is a hoax at this point
hahaha oh man
I don’t really care about the yahoo thing I mean whatever
it’s the people that fall for shit like ‘look at this tweet made by yahoo that says they’re going to delete the fANDOM BLOGES’ and reply with...
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4.916: Chapter 34 - Bootprints →
nmqttps:
Sherlock frowned. He plucked one last chord, finding the two only notes in the world that could explain his thoughts and letting them feel for him.
Summary: Things go a little differently at St. Barts- John jumps in Sherlock’s stead. Sherlock is left to attend to his suffering public image and John flees to America to fight Moriarty’s ever-growing crime ring.
WIP 74 966
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the best part about allergy medicine: oh god it works so well the worst part about allergy medicine: i need to get out of bed now because oh god there is a sea of snot running out of my nose how was there so much in there anyways moses christ stop
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michaonthemoon:
yaoibutts:
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de...
LA SPARKLE SUMMER FASHION LIST
lasparkle:
wow summer fashion! so good! you can dress naked, or dress like these sheep, who know what attractive si! 1. sheep in frog costume
green is fertile
2. sheep with hats and bag
bag is money
3. sheep with punkrock
punkrock is defiance 4. sheep with dress and brain (????)
what am i even doing
5. sheep with gangster
gangster is freedom
so now you know! you can...
clockiel:
hhey uhhhhh wanna be friends with me (starts stuttering) (says an unfunny joke) (spends 10 minutes trying to think of a reply to something you say) i gotta go
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preteenager:
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
there’s a tiny water dudelet living inside each pop of corn and when you heat it up it evaporates and expands and thus
the thing
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charlie-bradbury-our-queen:
suklaaaa:
bunnyinafez:
iwantfitbody:
madamedepompador:
winchesterwolves:
moniker-padacklyte:
zillystring:
wasereborworthit:
mellowminty:
pizzaforpresident:
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
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I’ve started smiling like Andrew
that stupid half smile he does when he doesn’t have any words to respond with but approves and wants to know that you know that
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i don’t know when I became such a jam snob
wow
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oh god elementary spoilers everywhere
need to start watching that soon
